Tingle Alley

BONKING BORIS MADE ME PREGNANT, exclaimed the News of the World; BORIS SACKED FOR LYING OVER AFFAIR, gloated the Mail on Sunday; TORIES SACK JOHNSON OVER SEX CLAIM, dourly divulged The Scotsman.

I love Emma’s column. Also might have (appalling) new crush on Boris Johnson? Terrible politics, serial philandering, lack of physical attraction aside.